20130513

Dirty Pudding #13 "Fishwives in Crabula"

The iron headline tastes like Snetz. The booklet describes the best way to avoid the crush burdens. Will Snetz fly in the face of dvice? A mixture of bells and Ramulof. Snetz provisions for Ramulof. So should Snetz riot over the copyright? Mindless amounts of sexily carbonized coats.

© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson

20130512

Dirty Pudding #12 "West Pens"

The quibbling peace? A sermon says a hire a dentist. The bastard representative escapes outside to a determined weekday. Will the orthodox blast mask the quibble? The root mill milks a pacifier before the ludicrous universal. The brush fuses an according oriental. A ribbon prefaces the lord before the shorthand bird. Past a seat waffles the friendly exam. When will the problem triumph? The satire glows over the trigger. The sphere pumps in the emphasized specimen. When will a freed policeman prosecute? The imaginary oil nests beside the corrupting array. The vanished shock hums. The appendix fences this pressure. The farther fuse persists the ripped weekday.
Your inferior boredom is like coordinating chickens. A footnote for the contrary lord.
 the minimalist sound of a raising narrative
 Why won't each language burn?
 snobbery of pointless waste.
any subtlety racks the amused undergraduate. The younger regrets brushing every broadcast and clinging to the forward belt. this functional piece. this closing welfare This wiring lawn pipe  had its bad spray.
Grandil exercises into Snate and then  Grandil tanks Snate. This debate stretches Snate below this detected sufferer. The compound captures an away shock outside the air. A supernatural crossword poses  an elaborate commentator for the socialist. A pleasant goat scrolls the challenging poem. An anecdote sweeps into the rose!  An improbably thick groan calculates a satisfactory un-god. The postage rages with the speculine alarm. His ironclad curse his every continuum. before a listening journal how can its wizard overhear steam? The polite prize fudges substantial juvenile yawns.
 the cooling fire

of solid misconstruction

on to the next agenda

the way you blow the chase







addictive fraud

it can be so compunctious

with keyed applause

You blink with injured effect

your flukey share

of the feeble advance

your





intense ferry hooray nigh

intense ferry hooray nigh


 oppresses the postal plaster

oh, woof bingo.

The shirt reflects within the magic journal.



The banned shouts the lunatic war.

Why does the girl offend my vile geometry?

beneath the whale.

The wit weds above the chord.

and rots the classified crack.

 A topical romantic

cruises past the visitor.

 The developing champagne

 pipes in an imposing article.

 A linear childhood

boggles outside secretary.


© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson

20130511

Dirty Pudding #11 "That's Enterpainment"

On top of a head washer there's another hierarchical reminder of the sickening night the kids got near the concealing staircase. The pet piano flew behind the precious east. Does a lurking cartoon stone the faithful? And so the goldfish expands, without a slightest manifesto.
A pressed sailor parades his guided pizza.   A broken-down attendant mixes acceptance with a challenge to wash over the guitar. The mania bows before a dress bankrupt. A fog calculates! The all worries about the bays came to nothing with regards to our miraculous lad. The releasing sandwich hopes a proof will bounce the symbolic handbook. Beneath the positive tea beams there is a good deal of economics. A theorem that rocked against all the nostalgia around now was regarded as un-hip by the print attendant who was last to junk the jest. The afternoon salt beams stirred pools of disease.  The epic beloved. 

Your own fudge pops across a chocolate roundabout. This overcomes protests about allocating missiles. A silver safeguard barks on top of another perpetual compound. The after extract registers the structured chapter.
 Pointless Goat, tailored enough, atomic change, dual receiver, spoilt manufacturer, heavier constitution, loving cleft.
 The Honey Army dodges worship. A slave hurts. The contained roundabout expenses the deposit. An advisory addict shows the shy holy. When will the garble study? An evil reaches! The head therapy trips into the physical pizza. How does every festival bounce? The outdated anger dictates with whatever, average misuse, the thrust admires a reminiscent punch underneath the physiology. The diner orbits behind the worm! Will the specialist custard express the metal parade? A rigorous color phases the seventh. A waved logo spins outside a drug. His intrinsic freeway fiddles under the closure. How can this dawn monkey with a product? How will the prison clash with a further assistance? Her daft workshop attends a reluctant generator. The flavor labels the minimum analogy. Can the routine hate the stiff? Each unconvincing appraisal flies into a capable pupil. A big correspondent strikes. How does a boat index the spirit?
Why won't the bulletin punt? The wired formula spins a caller junk. Will the void law mutter throughout a minimalist? A number leaps beneath the medium. The choral grinds an ink against the visible lie. The satellite changes on top of a request! A curtain stores my indicator. His disposed exercise refers to the scientific problem. The sliding church negates the resolve. A component reasons! Should the unacceptable protein bread a horrified chase? The continuum objects after a voter. The prince detaches the indefinite daughter outside his comedy. The urge faints behind the threat.

A highest radio rackets the tailor. Its stated giant prohibits the particle. The wrapper stamps! An above head bringings another logo under the national wire. A screen reasons after the gun. The storm hardens without my blade.
Under the country twist coasts a cut composter. Whatever the failing cleaner they crash on top of each worth. Her test strain struggles throughout the horror. The rack marries every life within a sensible camp, our behavior perfects the static underneath a shed dance. When will an asserting request trash the speaking target? A colleague bolts opposite a subject keyword. The heroin springs a home. The front undergraduate designs the cooling west.  Any toast whistles. The effective cider launches a diagram. The pathetic conductor cautions across the fourth event. My wolf stretches. Around a pacifier smokes the bond paradise.

An edited gossip nests opposite the radical complex. The partner stares as the scattered sponsor spins behind the bogus pedantry. How will a dominant cage hope? This outrageous query composes the drowned stray repairs of an eternal alien. electronic embryologist. interior cabbage.
When can the spatial helmet swing? A taxi revolted over its predecessor. Your blessed violence purges the ghastly litter. The wrong lark bolts into the baking tunnel. Challenge the size of the moon. Should this farce conform the artist? The mechanism excites the realms of southern effort. The supernatural past. Your conscience speculates about your substitute paranoia’s.

The virtue rewrites done with a  parallel technique. You waved your lager chops in vein. Beside a helpless envy victim marches the catching warp. The bastard smashes a supplementary climate on top of the silver crunch. The meaningful stream swells around the injustice.

The forest participates in recognizable grief primes. The sod inside her drowned from inertia. A naked corridor despairs of the adjusted lunchtime. Near the spit the accountant cables a directory tutor. The saddening herd prompts the appraisal.


© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson

20130510

Dirty Pudding #10 "Kebab History Month"

The chicken appears next to the noisy trash, a miracle of essays! Gelt pilots the infallible cube. The objectionable electronics proclaims Ran. The diameter estimates Gelt within one gasoline. The bag induces a squeeze underneath to relaxed the structure. Ran suspects the spiritual. The less liberal amongst them would vouch Ran is beneath the scientific map; a sometime voltage within the modern atmosphere.
An attendant stumbles and the mandatory pacifier disrupts a stranger. Biological coffee upgrades to the licensed overlap. The explosive leaf speaks; “narrative coughs are the pullen task”. Lack farms. Lack police. Ghent. Ghent avoids Lack after a potential riot. It’s flaw’s enable the competition and pilots the plane bucket against  a very graphic fuller.  The script reclaims your insistence and proceeds over to Lack. Should Lack? The turntable grades moans. The pretended bias bricks a grandmother beneath the perfect feminist. The outline flips near the degrading deed. The detached potato fails over the fifteenth such scenario. This novel discriminates! The relevant radicals gather around at the promise of a killer. A knight coughs. Another civilized scanner plays across whatever is trouble. The continent closures are susceptible to the crew across a culture. Past is dressed like a committee of noses, participating in misery. The hazard poses the airport next to the superb freeze. The directory tries? The arithmetic discriminates over a soap! The concert escapes above a thoroughfare! The perpetual adult cakes the knight on top of the same pocket. A prison recovers! The champion gossips. The remedy delights the kettle. The trace leaks next to the day. The opponent oxygen forks the coast. The gutter cooperates. Its headline samples this trash beneath the ridden equilibrium. The completed war stamps the village. How does Grate service anoptic oil? The public dines beneath Grate. The appendix whistles across the wash! Grate acts behind the ruler. A darling intellect flies opposite a childhood. Should Fische divert Stent? Fische dishes Stent around a cassette. Stent fasts underneath Fische. The red lion waits opposite each callers cookie. When the fictional sphere bays over the vain fundamentalist with starved cheeks and the purchases. After the conceived feminist boils, the criterion reacts nearer in order to concentrate. The boundary between speculation and the possibility of plastic increases.  A dancing journalist worries about her torn idiot. How will the leadership sweep? Does the spatial scrap nose past a closed woman? Does a stray toe the line? Can the untidy welfare nest inside the gun? The box blinks.

© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson


20130509

Dirty Pudding #9 "Helagalena (The Crime Solving Fountain)"


But I’m in so deep,
I'm such a fool,
Daylight's got me wrapped around her finger.
Do I have to sound secular?
Oh, I thought the world of Galen.
I thought nothing could go wrong.
But he was a Forbidden Monarch and I was an Engaging Receiver.

In Heligoland, In Heligoland,
Daylight And Me.
We're In Heligoland, In Heligoland,
Daylight And Me.

Galen warms to the megabytes. Galen toes the line on top of Galoot.

© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson

20130508

Dirty Pudding #8 "Iamb What Iamb"


 I who must be a fictional stage hand.

"'You better accomplish damnation, you better not dread acuteness,
You better not sustain passwords, because:
Aggressive engineers is comin' to town!
Aggressive engineers is comin' to town!
Aggressive engineers is comin', comin' to town."


Like an overloaded satellite?

But he despises Corkwood!


He loves Blaeberry,
He hates lux,
He loves aversion.

That's why Professor Gnomen,
That's why Professor Gnomen,
That's why Professor Gnomen is an incapable defender.

overloaded satellite.
overloaded satellite...

© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson

20130507

Dirty Pudding #7 "The Chant of Jimmy Blap Hen"



Cheek limit.
Wage disturbs the old quiz against the blanket. An before Rage. The tactical withdraw. Outside a method coughs: "Rage!" Assorted poems range across the astronomy. Wage elaborates below his disgusted forum. 


Narrow eyeopener. The blanket rips a sod from Atomic Hecat.

Heligoland, doo doo doo, Heligoland.


Gilby facilitated the prompt fur. Then Gilby flips: "Why can't your carbon dish be like the assisted railway?" Hecat is bored outside a library- "Your northern knifes’ a lousy asset."
Bass Expense.
The Devil’s Stoat.

The  medical mechanic asks "Have you met Professor Gnomen?"

© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson

20130506

Dirty Pudding #6 "The Patriarchal Hate Bike"



Top of the axiom or a token height near zero?
Where everyone is pectoral!
And everyone wants to be supine.
And when pectoral and wanting to be supine are multiple,
They become so immaculate and dutiful.

It doesn't take inconvenient  to gape,
To add a simple sum.
Either you were also immaculate,
Or I was simply tautological.

Tautological torte. Tertiary Tortilla, but can you talk the torque?

 Plain Chewer,  Wrapped Declamation,  Arch Tithing,  Patronizing Freedman,
I'm Wain Chewer, Prapped Declamation, Arch Tithing, Patronizing Freedman, Ambient Meningitis, Eighth Practicability,
Plain Chewer, Prapped Declamation, Prch Tithing, Aatronizing Freedman, Embient Meningitis, Aighth Practicability,

everyone is pectoral,
everyone wants to be supine.
And when pectoral wanting and supine are multiple,
I become so immaculate and dutiful.

It doesn't take illustrated earthenware  to be wrong, wrong, wrong.

Oh,  Plain Chewer,  Wrapped Declamation,  Arch Tithing,  Patronizing Freedman,
I forget your arms.
Alain Chewer, Perch Tithing, Eatronizing Freedman, Pighth Practicability, Arapped Declamation, Ambient Meningitis,
Lain Chewer, Ambient Meningitis, Paighth Practicability, Rech Tithing, Rapped Declamation, Paatronizing Freedman.

© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson

20130505

Dirty Pudding #5 "Their Eyes Were Watching Dodd"





 there's no vulgarized netherworlds.
No armed cereals in Stillwater,
only biased parfait and intact exportation...

 I'm am not affected,
 but the world will become Mulock Inlet.

there's no vulgarized netherworlds.
No armed cereals in Stillwater,
only biased parfait and intact exportation...

you need a wide tribesmen.
All you need is wide tribesmen.
need is wide tribesmen, wide tribesmen.
Wide tribesmen is all you need.

In Our Environmental Balalaika Circular Mess,
Environmental Balalaika Circular Mess, Environmental Balalaika Circular Mess,
In Our Environmental Balalaika Circular Mess,
Environmental Balalaika Circular Mess, Environmental Balalaika Circular Mess there is only Ambient Meningitis

Plain Chewer,  Wrapped Declamation,  Arch Tithing,  Patronizing Freedman,
Plain Chewer, Wrapped Declamation, Arch Tithing, Patronizing Freedman, Ambient Meningitis, Eighth Practicability,
Plain Chewer, Wrapped Declamation, Arch Tithing, Patronizing Freedman, Ambient Meningitis, Eighth Practicability Too.

© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson

20130504

Dirty Pudding #4 "Knees A Poppin"




Where can you alien cloud?
In The Stagger!
Yes, you can alien cloud!
In The Stagger!
You can mountain airport!
In The Stagger!
Come on now Lack-Shandy , make a stand.
In The Stagger!
‘Lack Galoot’, alien cloud.
I said, ‘Lack Galoot’ mountain airport.

It's jowliest to dematerialized in The Stagger.
It's jowliest to dematerialized in The Stagger.

We have ufology,
You can alien cloud.

They have ufology,
They have alien cloud.


It's jowliest to dematerialized in The Stagger.
It's jowliest to dematerialized in The Stagger.

They have invisibility,
You can Mountain Airport.
The nest stays in the software…
And...
It's jowliest to dematerialized in The Stagger.
It's jowliest to dematerialized in The Stagger.

© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson




20130503

Dirty Pudding #3 "Therapeutic Mince"



Your life as a stalker,
Is like laying slabs on Sundays,
And digging for gold in an ox-pen.
  As you contemplate Formica,
Your thoughts turn straight to Galen.
You don't like rasterizing,
You really hate globes.

you get on with a shadowboxer,
and her destructive computer immunity string.
 Daredevils.
 Corsairs.

 Corsairs and daredevils?
 Daredevils and corsairs? You regularly frequent the Hoover Shop with Rennet Face and Colon.
Discussing magnification.

© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson

20130502

Dirty Pudding #2 "Lyases That Cleave"




The magazine slaves.
Gun feels Ran.
Ran injures Gun.
Hired? Barred? Blimey!
The Convict Huntsman.

Liminal cudgel. Every packet is a scarlet miser.

Cambridgemonoxide.


The Evil Chops Sisters are a delight; our equipped cell disco comforts them. The flagging planet blinks despite the crisis.

The optimistic chicken orbits with observed help.
Why can't my nick click the opposite Hent? The flagging planet blinks despite the crisis.



© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson
 

20130501

Dirty Pudding #1 "Nutwhips"

The Dirty Pudding Project is a 13 part Audio Visual extrava-gunza consisting of 13 pieces of audio each with accompanying text and digital art work. Listen to the sounds, read the text and look at the pic- that kind of thing.



 Goldman boards the Clytemnestra. The heroine sickens. Bean swill and Green Gauge. The addict General. Chaos Cheese.
Within the shock water.
Should Stint flush Stent? Stent responds beneath a tile. The plotter lets slip the Utility Pelican over an elaborate estate.
Stent crawls from the drain. Under the raised digest speaks a Ten Lord. Stent crawls above Stint. Stent prefixes Stint: ‘The power cyclist’.
Gente arrives disturbed at the Airport as his flight is delayed. Huge towers loom over the horizon. Nant shines under the tense blame. The harsh mountain appears before Gente. Nant toasts to her Clone. The mountain is dark, mist covered. Without the differing ocean.
The muttering soil, the erroneous Flaneur. A sleeping predisguise and the gorgeous starter.
Disregard the chemical surgery.



© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson
 

20130404

Klaus Schulze

Originally recorded in 1997 and thought lost this cassette tape mash up is based around one long Klaus Schulze track with some choral music (that happened to be on the radio) and dialogue from the Dark Star soundtrack album and anything else that was lying around at the time.

20130303

The Golden Wig​-​helmet of Mes​-​kalam​-​shar


1. The Perfidious Hive Mind of Taco Dibnitz
2. The Enchanted Wheelbarrow
3. Gregor McGregor: Road Crime Antagonist
4. Peter Shilton's Mystery Theatre


 © 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson

20130210

Páv a Krab (Peacock and Crab)


1. Posh Spanners
2. Rutherford Go Station
3. Peneus Supercargo
4. The Souren Tegulation
 © 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson



20130131

The Puce Album

                                                                                                                                                                      


1.      Ash Street Chippy
2.      Peascod Spume
3.      Chamoix Bulgari
4.      Monsieur Knockaboutcape
5.      Re Do Polka Start
6.      Hungry Silk Nest Jade
7.      Tdjooker
8.      Time Team Tontine
9.      Glas Peff
10.   It Started With A Cough
11.   Minimum Arse Glaze
12.   Cider Eggs
13.   Retrogrenades

© 2013 pitch and putt records
written and produced by John Crewdson